The Best Years

Wow it's been a long time since my last entry! In the interim, I had a swine flu scare, had bronchitis instead, had another kidney infection (only mild this time), graduated Saddleback, saw some flicks and decided to start my own dog walking service so I can quit my horrible life killing job. I will first talk about my swine flue scare, I did not nor do I have swine flu. Having a cold during this period was the worse punishment as you can imagine. I just ended up having something more severe instead so I was relieved. Kidney infections always suck, but I got over it. Oh graduating Saddleback was just awful, I just want to stay there forever, I don't want to go to real college! I'm not just a real college sort of girl, I have horrible social skills, I'm incredibly awkward, and I look like I'm fourteen! Which makes me realize I could make a killing working for perverted justice, haaay old dude hit this up, but not really...but maybe, no.
I saw some great movies! I'm not a trekkie I always felt like Star Wars been there done that far superior blah blah, but Star Trek was great! I was really impressed and although he had just a small part I just adored JJ's addition Keenser!

I also saw Observe and Report and loved it! Now I know people hated on this movie, but they're just lame. Honestly, one of favorite movies! I'm not the first person to make this observation, (I'm just furthering its validity) that it is the Big Lebowski of its time, didn't do so well in the box office, however, became a cult classic, I think Observe will follow in these footsteps. Not only do I relate to Ronnie so much, minus the bipolar and penis, the movie was fucking BA as shit! And omg Brandi reminded me of all the bitches out here in the oc to a fucking T! No one in the theaters laughed at her parts because that was their life; they didn't get it was a joke! Now I don't want to be too hard on the oc I love the oc, I'm technically an orange county girl; bitches all around are like that and I'm so glad some movie finally went there! And you better believe everyday I wish I had a Ronnie to come smash my evil boss's head into an oven! Damn and the penis! (the first penis count for this year I believe, nothing tops last year, though) And bloody ending, I just adored this movie! Shots!
Let's see I also saw I love you man, which I, well, loved! I love the bromances they get me everytime! I honestly wanted those two to be friends more than the lame wedding to go through, but don't worry the romance didn't ruin the movie for me, Jason Segel and Paul Rudd are just too damn awesome!
I also saw Crank 2, nutty and fucking awesome! I loved the first one of course and couldn't wait when I saw they were making another. This definitely did not upset! I don't think I've ever had this much fun in a theater, damn great stuff! Chelios I can't wait for yet another adventure in Crank 3. Fuck I just want to light someone on fire!
I also saw some great things at the New Bev: Wild Bunch, Straw Dogs, Ride the High Country. Fuck I love Peckinpah! I was so pumped after those movies! I plan on going to the New Bev a lot this summer, in fact next week I plan on going to the Back to the Future Trilogies, I actually might leave before the third, I don't know compared to the first two, weak. They actually have a lot of great movies coming up, so I would like to suggest to y'all, and the few Internet predators, that read this to check it out!
Pop Culture time, what the fuck was up with Adam losing Idol?! Seriously? I don't even remember the other dudes name! Fuck that, even though I only sparsely watched the show and never voted, I was rooting for Adam! I say we temporarily suspense democracy until we can get this whole thing sorted out. Goddamn America is so damn fickle! Except little Shawn John did win Dancing with the Stars and by only 1%, so you can thank me later Shawn for the five votes I gave you! I wasn't always on the Shawn boat, but the night before voting she swayed me and the rest is history.
Okay movies I can't wait to see:
Terminator, I feel like a thirteen year old boy whose balls just dropped, I want some fucking action!
Night at the Museum II, yep I like these movies say what you will, I think they're cute
Drag Me to Hell, such a Raimi fan
Up, pixar can't go wrong
Inglourious Basterds, I can't fucking wait
Shutter Island, loved the book, looks like an awesome movie, I love Leo, I love Scorsese
Public Enemies, how BA does this look?
Funny People, come on who could resist, dramedy featuring Apatow crew+Adam Sandler
Sherlock Holmes, my man RDJ
Harry Potter, well duh I want to see this!
Where the Wild Things are, yep
Away we go, I'm kind of into Mendes now
Taking Woodstock, I heard my man Jeffrey Dean Morgan gets nakey, I'm so totally there
I'm sure there are others I just can't think of them now

Thanks for anyone who actually read through this bullshit
-Katie