Monday, September 14, 2009

Stalk force five

Well I haven't written in a long time. Damn a lot has happened, a lot have died. Michael Jackson, John Hughes, P Swayz, just to name a few. We'll miss you guys.
But on to the good news, I got a new poochie, Hamlet, well that's his official name, but he also responds to ham, hammy, hamster, mark hamil, hamilton, hamly, hammy lee you get the point. I just love him and I have been having so much fun with him! He's a lot of work, but it pays to be cute I guess. Also I moved! Don't get too excited, I moved to Northridge. I just feel like I suck when I walk down the street, like everyone gives each other this sad, painful look, I can hear them just sighing through their eyes. I don't have it that bad though, I live in a pretty cool place.
Living in LA definitely has it's upsides, I'm close to the theaters I like to go to and within stalking distance of all the hip celebs! The New Bev is having a great month and next month even better, so I'll be there everyday, so if you haven't gone yet what the fuck are you waiting for?! I have also just discovered the Egyptian theater which is having a Kubrick week this week, super fun. I just have so much fun every weekend, like last weekend I dropped so much dough in Amoeba I bought King Kong (og), Gojira, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (spec ed), The Wolfman (spec ed), Frankenstein (spec ed), Halloween II, Friday the 13th part II. I searched for Pieces, but alas nothing, if anyone knows where I can find it that would be a great help. Oh how I wish I was rich and could do this without crying a little after realizing how much money I dropped.
I also went to see Extract, which was really good, funny, and sweet! So go see it, by the looks of it, it needs all the money it can get :/ Also another good movie, Big Fan. My man Patton was pretty decent! This film also helps me realize, I'm obsessive, but also reaffirms I'm not nutso. ....Probably not a good thing to admit on here. Okay so anyway on to the elephant in the room Basterds! Wow wow wow wow wow! Looooved it! I can't say enough! It even led me to my new celeb crush, Eli Roth, damn that man is mighty fine and a good director too! I ended up sitting down to watch his movies, after much deliberation. I was never into the torture-porn genre, I know even though it seems right up my alley. I watched Hostel, Hostel II and loved them, then Cabin Fever again and loved that, just real down home campy fun! I was impressed and now smitten, a dashing, charming, bear jew of a man, who loves and makes great, gorrific (I made that word up) horror movies, god damn how could I not fall for this mancake. So now all Steve and I talk about is Nazi Killin and Eli Roth what better visions could I have dancing around in my head?

-Katie

P.S. I made a rotten tomatoes account check it out http://www.rottentomatoes.com/member/katied